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In the beginning, there was a Big Bang and there was spooge all over the place. One part of the spooge struck into an egg called earth and things started growing.
The first humans to evolve from this growth were called Adam and Eve. Adam had spooge for Eve and they produced Cain and Abel, and apparently Cain and Abel had spooge for Eve, also, so that there could be many more generations of spooge for humans.
Over the years, there has been spooge on battlefields, as well as natural disasters; there has been spooge on guillotines, armor and blue dresses; but, it didn't fully evolve completely until a man named Ron Jeremy spooged over the east coast of the U.S and created the band Spooge: Spawn of Ron.
They are a band of superheroes, whose identities cannot be reviealed, in order to continue doing good deeds for the people of the earth incognito (also, because they're fucking ugly)
However, through the means of the internut, spooge is able to spread their uplifting music to the world on the wide web. Become a Spooge Club Member and you'll be able to download a new spooge tune every 2 months. Membership also includes access to a constantly updated collection of licensed porn.
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Spooge…a spilling out of creative juices forming a jazzy, heavy groove which fertilizes the mind.
Spooge…less filling, tastes great.
Spooge…family fun for the whole fun family.
Spooge…it’s like when you’re invited to a party and you don’t show up - it doesn’t really matter.
On a more serious note, the musical stylings of spooge can only be described by comparisons to things in existence of equal or greater amazingness. Such as:
the elasticity of Uncle Jesse’s suspenders.
the brilliance of Yanni’s mustache.
the superior intellect of corky.
the endurance of William Shatner’s girdle.
the foresight of John Forsyth.
the mystique of Robert Stack
the power of an Adam West dialogue
the adhesiveness of David Hasselhoff's toupee
the pure speculation of Matlock
the flowing liquidity of plot, such as in Ishtar
Wayne Newton
the tenderness of Ron Jeremy's memberness
On an even more serious note, it is the GESTALT of the individuals in spooge which enables them to incorporate the veritable plethora of stuff and things.
Vitamin E’s vocal stylings will really pump your nads. After overcoming an incestuous childhood, he went on to become the poster boy for the american association of anonymous alcoholic amphibians with aids awareness (AAAAAAA).
Jonny Hebivore realized at a young age the necessity to play an instrument which was a homonym for his favorite fish, the bass, while residing on a kibbutz during his pilgrimage to Mecca. He is often a friend to all and is always friendly to no one. He is seldom above comparison and rarely beyond reproach and is hated by nun.
Joe Lodes’ previous claim to fame was being big Joey Callisorno, the reputed boss of the cosa nostra in Chicago. Out of that line of work, he went on to become Mr. T’s stunt double in DC Cab. Turn ons: moonlit walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, playing guitar. Turn offs: fish, moon, beaches, candles, dinner, guitars.
Tubbeth, Son of Flubber was last seen off the coast of Monster Island. Tubbeth was exiled there after a horrible cameo appearance in "Godzilla 1985." Tubbeth learned how to play the drums by using the two miniature Mothra girls as suppositories.
In closing, spooge would like to thank you for your time and interest.We hope to be playing real soon at a theater near you. Please don’t forget to put us on your Xmas (or Chanukah) list this holiday season.
In the beginning, there was a Big Bang and there was spooge all over the place. One part of the spooge struck into an egg called earth and things started growing.
The first humans to evolve from this growth were called Adam and Eve. Adam had spooge for Eve and they produced Cain and Abel, and apparently Cain and Abel had spooge for Eve, also, so that there could be many more generations of spooge for humans.
Over the years, there has been spooge on battlefields, as well as natural disasters; there has been spooge on guillotines, armor and blue dresses; but, it didn't fully evolve completely until a man named Ron Jeremy spooged over the east coast of the U.S and created the band Spooge: Spawn of Ron.
They are a band of superheroes, whose identities cannot be reviealed, in order to continue doing good deeds for the people of the earth incognito (also, because they're fucking ugly)
However, through the means of the internut, spooge is able to spread their uplifting music to the world on the wide web. Become a Spooge Club Member and you'll be able to download a new spooge tune every 2 months. Membership also includes access to a constantly updated collection of licensed porn.
Profile:
Spooge…a spilling out of creative juices forming a jazzy, heavy groove which fertilizes the mind.
Spooge…less filling, tastes great.
Spooge…family fun for the whole fun family.
Spooge…it’s like when you’re invited to a party and you don’t show up - it doesn’t really matter.
On a more serious note, the musical stylings of spooge can only be described by comparisons to things in existence of equal or greater amazingness. Such as:
the elasticity of Uncle Jesse’s suspenders.
the brilliance of Yanni’s mustache.
the superior intellect of corky.
the endurance of William Shatner’s girdle.
the foresight of John Forsyth.
the mystique of Robert Stack
the power of an Adam West dialogue
the adhesiveness of David Hasselhoff's toupee
the pure speculation of Matlock
the flowing liquidity of plot, such as in Ishtar
Wayne Newton
the tenderness of Ron Jeremy's memberness
On an even more serious note, it is the GESTALT of the individuals in spooge which enables them to incorporate the veritable plethora of stuff and things.
Vitamin E’s vocal stylings will really pump your nads. After overcoming an incestuous childhood, he went on to become the poster boy for the american association of anonymous alcoholic amphibians with aids awareness (AAAAAAA).
Jonny Hebivore realized at a young age the necessity to play an instrument which was a homonym for his favorite fish, the bass, while residing on a kibbutz during his pilgrimage to Mecca. He is often a friend to all and is always friendly to no one. He is seldom above comparison and rarely beyond reproach and is hated by nun.
Joe Lodes’ previous claim to fame was being big Joey Callisorno, the reputed boss of the cosa nostra in Chicago. Out of that line of work, he went on to become Mr. T’s stunt double in DC Cab. Turn ons: moonlit walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, playing guitar. Turn offs: fish, moon, beaches, candles, dinner, guitars.
Tubbeth, Son of Flubber was last seen off the coast of Monster Island. Tubbeth was exiled there after a horrible cameo appearance in "Godzilla 1985." Tubbeth learned how to play the drums by using the two miniature Mothra girls as suppositories.
In closing, spooge would like to thank you for your time and interest.We hope to be playing real soon at a theater near you. Please don’t forget to put us on your Xmas (or Chanukah) list this holiday season.
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